Now that it’s just me writing on the blog, I am feeling the presssssssure.
In normal life, I feel that booze helps with that.
So today’s Puppy Prize is a 2.0 liter boot of beer and 2 of sausage plates at Wolff’s Biergarten. Â (I’m pretty sure I have to give away food with the prize otherwise the SLA will throw me in the clink.)
If this appeals to you, please be the 28th commenter on this post. Â If this doesn’t’ appeal to you, please stop reading this blog.
Actually NO, if you want this prize, fill in the blank. Â I need this boot of beer because ___________.
The best answer wins.
good luck.
JS
May 10, 2012 at 8:08 am
my husband deserves a treat and he’d LOVE Wolff’s Beer selection.
Jill
May 10, 2012 at 8:26 am
I need this boot of beer because I have cramps.
mike
May 10, 2012 at 8:53 am
i like beer … i like sausage … let it be me
Nancy
May 10, 2012 at 8:54 am
I accidently ran over the neighbors cat this morning!
G-Dawg
May 10, 2012 at 8:57 am
“I need this boot of beer because” I missed getting to Wolff’s last month on my “50th” birthday. PS – It was on Friday the 13th.
Larry
May 10, 2012 at 9:10 am
I like beer.
scott
May 10, 2012 at 9:10 am
my left shooe leaks when it rains and my foot gets wet. Plus it will taste good.
Ian
May 10, 2012 at 9:16 am
I’m an alcoholic and my sponsor won’t mind since I won’t be buying it .. right? Yeah, I think it will be OK.
Mike
May 10, 2012 at 9:19 am
I need this boot of beer because I drink my feelings. This week, I have a lot of feelings. I’m not going to list them all out because this blog is about your life, not mine, but I REALLY need this boot of beer.
Fran
May 10, 2012 at 9:19 am
I need this boot of beer because I’m a struggling grad student who loves dogs and volunteers at adoption clinincs every weekend, but can’t have my own because of my living situation. The sorrow from lack of constant dog in my life can only be drowned away with a 2.0L boot of beer… and the sausage plates sound good too.
Ashlee
May 10, 2012 at 9:22 am
…. Because my entire Tupperware container of raviolis and sauce opened in my beg on the way to work and ruined everything! Wah
KayBea
May 10, 2012 at 9:26 am
I need this boot of beer because 1.) I like shoes, I think I’d enjoy to drink out of a shoe. 2.) My intake of margaritas lately has through the roof and if I don’t switch it up I may go into a diabetic coma soon. 3.) I could use a little more sausage in my life. :)
Wendy Sue
May 10, 2012 at 9:27 am
its not about the beer as much as it is about the sausage. I can never get enough of sausage!
Jay Rood
May 10, 2012 at 9:28 am
I need this boot of beer because I’m thirsty. I’m hungry too.
Jenn
May 10, 2012 at 9:29 am
Yes, please!! (as long as I can get the veggie sausage!)
Mer
May 10, 2012 at 9:30 am
I need this boot of beer because I haven’t come down to see the Euro 2012 flags yet and this would get me there this weekend.
LC
May 10, 2012 at 9:31 am
…because I have a terrible cold today and I am miserable and I need something to cheer me up!
Kristina
May 10, 2012 at 9:31 am
its alcohol… and I need it
JBN
May 10, 2012 at 9:33 am
…because I am not currently drunk.
Andy R.
May 10, 2012 at 9:34 am
My job job sucks but booze helps with that.
Peter and Doug
May 10, 2012 at 9:34 am
Well – WE Love Wolff’s, and both of us have cramps, they started when we turned 50 on Friday the 13th, what bad luck… we like beer and sauage and have NO shoes to keep our feet dry, thank god summer is here, while we can not have pets, we love the neighbors dog, OH yeah! we ran over their daughter’s bike, I asked her not to leave it in the end of our dirveway. Man I need a beer and I’m hungry.
David
May 10, 2012 at 9:35 am
It’s my Birthday today! 5/10/56
RoxyC
May 10, 2012 at 9:37 am
I need this boot of beer because I am a mother and Sunday is Mother’s Day :-)
Tim
May 10, 2012 at 9:41 am
I need this boot of beer because: drinking out of my sweaty shoe tastes like butt.
Rayn
May 10, 2012 at 9:43 am
I need this boot of beer because drinking out of a shoe is just tacky.
Dan McD.
May 10, 2012 at 9:44 am
I deserve the boot because my grandmother was a cobbler and my grandfather was an alcoholic, so it seems like the perfect marriage to have the boot of beer. As for the for the sausages, well . . .I’ll leave that to your imagination.
Eric Halder
May 10, 2012 at 9:47 am
Ooh Kay, I need that free boot because the last time I was in there, I found this mouse in my stein, eh.
Jeremy
May 10, 2012 at 9:50 am
I need this boot because i’m training for a very long race and this would be some great carbo-loading.
kat
May 10, 2012 at 9:51 am
I need this boot of beer because next week I’m working 62 hours.
Matt P
May 10, 2012 at 9:51 am
I need this boot (and sausage) because I’m a single dad to a 2 year old Alaskan Malamute, and he’s been driving me nuts this week. To relieve his stress, we’re going on a hike this weekend. To relieve my stress, well let’s just say the boot sure would help.
Jillya
May 10, 2012 at 9:52 am
my client ripped me a new one in front of my bosses this morning.
Jac
May 10, 2012 at 9:52 am
I need this boot of beer because all day I have to work next to a smelly weirdo who eats fish for lunch.
MUFan
May 10, 2012 at 9:54 am
I need this boot of beer b/c it is what is going to get me through Sunday morning while I sit at your bar (I planned on being there anyway) and stress about my team winning the EPL title, all while also stressing about going out for Mother’s day lunch with my girlfriend and her peach of a mother. I’ll need the after affects of said beer to get through my lunch!
KP
May 10, 2012 at 9:57 am
because every time i come to Wolff’s for a free boot I bring at least half a dozen people with me that all order a bunch of food and drinks. It really is brilliant marketing.
Noelle
May 10, 2012 at 9:57 am
because there just might be a Matt sighting while Im drinking it : )))
James D
May 10, 2012 at 10:02 am
I need this boot because…….. it will make me play Darts better.
Hopeful
May 10, 2012 at 10:06 am
I need this boot of beer because I just want to be a winner on Friday Puppy.
Rachel C
May 10, 2012 at 10:10 am
… because it would give me the kick-in-the-pants (pun intended) to finally get off my ass and try Wolff’s. For God sakes, I’m German and have driven by a half dozen times. What the hell is wrong with me?
the Original Colleen
May 10, 2012 at 10:13 am
Wait a dern minute, Puppy Prize was awarded before 10am? I am going to have to start getting up pretty early if I want to compete in this dog-eat-dog world of Friday Puppy prizes! Congratulations Jeremy!
Emily
May 10, 2012 at 10:13 am
I need this boot of beer because it’s the only thing worth drinking since Four Loko was banned.
andrew
May 10, 2012 at 10:16 am
I need this boot of beer because I pulled my suspensory ligament in my penis :(
(srs)
melissa
May 10, 2012 at 10:24 am
I need this boot of beer because my birthday is wednesday, I’m irish, and I’ve never drank from a boot before!
Justin Francis Kane
May 10, 2012 at 10:27 am
I need this boot of beer because at the Pink Party I fell off your stairs, (which don’t have a railing, safety code violation!) and into a bush… Do you want me to sue? This is hush beer/sausage, in lieu of money.
DUVELGUY
May 10, 2012 at 10:31 am
I need thsi boot fo beer because… Last night my wife said she wants to start trying have kids
Amanda
May 10, 2012 at 10:33 am
I need this boot of beer because my husband and I have been working every weekend for a few weeks painting the exterior of an animal hospital- on top of our regualr full time jobs….and I need a drink!!!
Meg
May 10, 2012 at 10:36 am
Because beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Jillian
May 10, 2012 at 10:45 am
I need this boot of beer because it will dull the pain and fear I’m feeling over the fact that I will be jobless in exactly two months!
Allison B
May 10, 2012 at 10:51 am
I am from Rome, NY and am feeling the Oneida county love that would come with this awesome prize
mike
May 10, 2012 at 11:01 am
Beer has never let me down and often lifted me up to sing with the angels. I know after a few beers my singing voice sounds much much better.
Let me sing for you!
Bryan
May 10, 2012 at 11:05 am
I need the boot because I work for the NYS Tax Department.
John
May 10, 2012 at 11:08 am
Celebrating Obama support of Marriage Equality!
Lizziek1
May 10, 2012 at 11:20 am
I need this prize because my sweet gay, nephew and his fiancee are moving to North Carolina for him to attend grad school. This makes me very sad for them.
DL
May 10, 2012 at 11:20 am
I am somewhat challenged in my ability to drink just one so the consumption of one 2 liter boot will begin to medicate my brain, stimulate the impairment of my judgment, lead to the opening of a tab and spending lots more money at the Biergarten so you’ll more than recoup your investment. A lucky cab driver will have the privilege of taking my drunk ass home and will get a bigger tip due to my impaired judgment so the prize will also give back to the local economy.
Kelly
May 10, 2012 at 11:23 am
Duh…it’s free. Who doesn’t want free stuff.
Mike S.
May 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
I need this boot of beer because it will serve dual purposes. The day I need to get my ass in gear, I’ll use the boot. The days I need to slow down and relax, I’ll use the beer. If I wind up using them together, that may cause an accident!
Karl
May 10, 2012 at 11:41 am
I need this boot of beer because I’m pretty sure it’s the largest vessel you can drink out of in the Albany area, and I’ve been heartbroken since I was informed I can’t actually order a martini-filled car seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHytr5GocwY
Jv
May 10, 2012 at 11:43 am
I haven’t had a big beer in 9 months because I just had a baby girl! A drink and some sausage is totally needed.
Dennis
May 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm
I need this beer because you are under a great deal of pressure and I am from the Government and I am here to help!
David
May 10, 2012 at 12:13 pm
what’s better than a beer buzz before smoking up! Right, Matt?
julie
May 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm
I need this because it is thursday and it took me 5 minutes to type this! come-on weekend!
Julia
May 10, 2012 at 12:21 pm
Omg..these are so funny!!! I really enjoyed reading them!! :)
Chris
May 10, 2012 at 12:35 pm
@ JV…aren’t those the 2 things that got you into that situation in the first place?! ZING!!
I need this boot of beer because I am freakin’ hilarious!
Adam
May 10, 2012 at 1:30 pm
so I can get drunk and yell incoherent jibberish at North Carolinians. That’s the only way you can get through to them.
Adam
May 10, 2012 at 1:31 pm
if you can edit these, can you please correct my spelling mistake? sh!t.
Jeremy
May 13, 2012 at 6:50 pm
Who won?