A martini is a terrible thing to waste.

Clearly, I am the best advice-giver ever.

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Apr 14, 2012 3 Comments

Real text message convo

Clearly, I am the best advice-giver ever.  He was, of course, referring to my article about girls using vaginas as accessories.  I’m more surprised by his surprise (I don’t lie, unless heavy sarcasm counts) than the fact that he ran into this at the bar.



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