No, she’s not a classmate of your daughter/little sister/cousin/granddaughter. Nor is she the best-dressed face of Feed The Children. I’m quite certain those kids don’t carry Chanel bags. And I’d still throw her a couple Euros for a “bloody” burger. Anyway, this, my friends, is Alexa Chung, and if you’re reading the blog for fashion reasons (unlikely, but, alas, still a possibility) you probably already know that.
It’s like hiring children to model clothes, because she has no figure, no body issues to hide except her extreme skinniness. Try to argue with me that skinny looks bad in clothes. You’re a damn liar. It’s like why kids look so much cuter in CrewCuts clothes even though the clothes are almost identical to that of JCrew, or that poor Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau (bitch), why she looks flawless in the crap they put her in. Aside from her jaw-dropping beauty.
But those kids probably – no, definitely – can’t dress themselves and there is no denying Alexa Chung can put together an outfit. The term “fashion icon” being used to describe her used to leave me in a daze but now I get it. There is always a stable mix of classic and trendy in each outfit. If only we could do something about her hair.