No, she’s not a classmate of your daughter/little sister/cousin/granddaughter. Nor is she the best-dressed face of Feed The Children. I’m quite certain those kids don’t carry Chanel bags. And I’d still throw her a couple Euros for a “bloody” burger. Anyway, this, my friends, is Alexa Chung, and if you’re reading the blog for fashion reasons (unlikely, but, alas, still a possibility) you probably already know that.
It’s like hiring children to model clothes, because she has no figure, no body issues to hide except her extreme skinniness. Try to argue with me that skinny looks bad in clothes. You’re a damn liar. It’s like why kids look so much cuter in CrewCuts clothes even though the clothes are almost identical to that of JCrew, or that poor Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau (bitch), why she looks flawless in the crap they put her in. Aside from her jaw-dropping beauty.
But those kids probably – no, definitely – can’t dress themselves and there is no denying Alexa Chung can put together an outfit. The term “fashion icon” being used to describe her used to leave me in a daze but now I get it. There is always a stable mix of classic and trendy in each outfit. If only we could do something about her hair.
Craig
Feb 6, 2012 at 11:33 am
As a fellow Brit I have to bound in and represent Ms Chung. Alexa is stunningly beautiful and I can say this from first hand experience having met her at several charity events. Her natural beauty is actually a little breathtaking as she is so tall and elegant that you could probably dress her in a potato sack,. pop a nice belt on and she would still look great.
Her hair funnily enough actually became a ‘must-have hair do’ several years ago when she was one of the UK’s most popular TV presenters – I tried it but my features just didn’t carry it off. She is never off our screens or out of our magazines and many of my straight friends only see this as a great thing!
Jillian
Feb 6, 2012 at 4:11 pm
I agree..to skinny and it isn’t working…
DanCF
Feb 7, 2012 at 8:38 am
She has a very pretty face, but come on, she is way, way too skinny. And the clothes make her look like a homeless person, or like she just dug something out of grandma’s closet.
dgc
Feb 7, 2012 at 8:55 am
Wow, calling a ten year old a bitch, whether joking or not, is a little over the line. And what the hell are her parents thinking?
As far as Alexa Chung goes, what difference does it make if you look great in the clothes when your hair looks dry, and your skin looks dull and sallow because you aren’t eating properly (or anything it would appear)?