Now I know this is pretty distasteful and will probably leave a nasty taste in your mouth (excuse the pun) but I don’t think I would be doing my job properly on FP if I didnt share this little gem with you.
Whilst most of us would go to the pub and settle for a vodka soda, ice cold beer or even a tomato juice (never understood why the fuck anyone would want to drink that), however if you live in New Zealand clearly these options are just not enough.
Got a spare $25? Then you need to visit the Green Man Pub in Wellington (NZ) and treat yourself to a nice fresh shot of horse spunk. Dont worry though, it is infused with apple (it would be horrid otherwise, right?)
Advertised as Get Jizzy With It, now you can have your own little protein shot.
I have one question:
Why?
Actually I have two questions:
Does the horse eat the apples or is it served as a mixer?
Jeff
Jul 6, 2011 at 11:55 am
I am going to refrain on making a distasteful comment to this already distasteful post because I hear this is a family oriented kinda blog.
Matt
Jul 6, 2011 at 12:31 pm
@Jeff… whoever said this was a family blog??
christy the homebirther
Jul 6, 2011 at 1:08 pm
If by family he means, like in a kinky, swinger, partner swap, orgy kind of way, then yes, I’ve heard that too!
Michele
Jul 6, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Actually, this is nothing new. New Zealand hosts the Wild Foods Festival annually in October, and along with your cum shots you can sample grasshoppers, pickled slugs, worm truffles and worm sushi, and scorpions. Unfortunately we missed the festival when we were there in January and had to settle for lamb and seafood…
GOOSECOUS
Jul 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm
I like my drinks ON the rocks not FROM the rocks.
On the other hand, $25 seems like a good deal…I wonder how much it would be if it came (hahaha, get it…came) from a Derby winner.
Jeff
Jul 6, 2011 at 3:14 pm
@Matt – I am just thinking about when Christy The Homebirther’s baby is old enough to read he shouldn’t have to read about such things as equine fap as a delicacy or gogurt or inorganic strawberries. I hope the world will be a much better place by then.
*Christine*
Jul 6, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Loosen up Jeff…
UNHOLY
Jul 6, 2011 at 5:50 pm
i would jizz on that chicks face …for free ……maybe follow it up with a “hot lunch” or “chili dog” her.
Julia
Jul 6, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Random..
the Original Colleen
Jul 7, 2011 at 12:09 am
I would like to know more about those things Christy the Homebirther was listing there; then I’ll report back as to how family oriented this blog is, k?
Peter
Jul 11, 2011 at 7:00 am
to OC, it was a fitting analogy. Just the same, would you like a dinner invite?