Now I know this is pretty distasteful and will probably leave a nasty taste in your mouth (excuse the pun) but I don’t think I would be doing my job properly on FP if I didnt share this little gem with you.
Whilst most of us would go to the pub and settle for a vodka soda, ice cold beer or even a tomato juice (never understood why the fuck anyone would want to drink that), however if you live in New Zealand clearly these options are just not enough.
Got a spare $25? Then you need to visit the Green Man Pub in Wellington (NZ) and treat yourself to a nice freshÂ shot of horse spunk. Dont worry though, it is infused with apple (it would be horrid otherwise, right?)
Advertised as Get Jizzy With It,Â nowÂ you can have your own little protein shot.
I have one question:
Actually I have two questions:
Does the horse eat the apples or is it served as a mixer?