Want to get sloshed on a Monday night? Â Dumb question. Â Who wouldn’t!?
Here is how I see this going down:
blog reader: Â ”Oh my god, you’re Kristi Gustafson! Â EEEEEEEEEEK!!! Â I read your blog, like every day! Â I love you.”
kristi: Â ”Awww, thanks, you’re sweet. Â Can I get you a drink?”
blog reader: Â ”That would be totally awesome. Â I’d love a vodka soda.”
kristi: Â ”a vodka soda? Â what do you mean? Â like, vodka flavored Pepsi?”
“huh? Â gross. Â No, like vodka and soda water in a glass. Â and can I have a lemon too?”
“wait. Â So you want, vodka, water, and some soda in a glass? Â like in a wine glass? Â and you want a whole lemon??.”
“ya know. Â nevermind. Â I’ll just have a Jack and ginger.”
“who’s Jack and Ginger?”
“wow. Â ummmm, you know what, I’ll just have a bottle of beer. Â Any bottle of beer that you want to give me. Â Look, they’re right there in the fridge behind you, and you can just reach in there and hand me any one you want. Â I’ll open it myself with my teeth.”
I kid because Kristi’s not much of a drinker, so it should be interesting to see her bartending skills. Even if she doesn’t turn out to be the best bartender, at least she’ll look hot doing it.